i think it’s a good skill being able to go from
hi i like to cuddle and watch disney
hi i like sex wanna make out
hi, I like your face
We all like your face
We REALLY like your face
We REALLY REALLY like your face.
PETER PAN ATTRACTIVE
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate
you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives
you put it in words
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest
my brother is in the United States Marine Corps
I feel like DreamWorks takes bigger risks than Disney sometimes.
They do, but they have two types of risks:
1. Making a surprisingly emotional movie with deep adult messages that is likely to receive heavy criticism
2. Make the strangest ass movie anyone on this planet has or will ever witness. Usually by sprinkling some creepy animal/human relations in there.
That SNAIL is FAST!
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…
men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
THE NOTES ON THIS
because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.”
so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT
i talk to my friend lynn when she shops and it seems like a fucking nightmare. i feel for you girls. i really do.
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.
And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.
friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome
And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.
Well that escalated quickly
the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is “you’re gonna fucking die” like you can literally feel your soul being ripped out of your chest
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